TABLE OF CONTENTS

Prologue---------------------------------------4

The Locked Metal Door--------------------8

A Sadness Upheld---------------------------13

The Mountain of Dread--------------------17

Pokoll's Sword and Shield------------------23

The Magic Glove----------------------------30

ikoko's Coordinates-------------------------35

The Heist in the Mountains---------------43

The Man with 1000 IQ--------------------47

The Light on the Mountain---------------53

Finding the Light--------------------------58

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King Cephaly's Next Big Thing-----------------------66

The Execution------------------------------------------72

The Battle of Mt. Seim--------------------------------76

Becoming the King------------------------------------85

Epilogue------------------------------------------------88

        Prologue

IN A TOWN ALONG THE BORDERLINE OF MT. SEIM,

there was a kid named Pokoll. He lived in the mountainside town of Seim'la'Koikk. The town was a field filled with buildings that stacked high. He lived on the outskirts of town, by the opposing town Seim'la'Neodi. 

One day, the God of Mentite went out to Mt. Seim. When he got in, Seim'la'Neodi, being in battle with Mentite in a free-for-all, killed the God of Mentite and sent

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Seim'la'Koikk into an era of despair. Soon, though, a new God of Mentite had been made, but the new God was from the rebel town, Seim'la'Neodi. At first, everything was fine. The people of Mentite were happy and waiting for the Neodian to strike. And strike she did... Somehow, the Neodian, named Ikoko, had reigned a disease across Mentite. What the Seim'la'Koikk people simply called: The Great Brainwash. The citizens of Seim'la'Koikk would always be in a pair with another Koikian. But after the Great Brainwash, the Koikians would pair up with a 

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Neodian. Soon, the border of Seim'la'Koikk had fallen, and a new town had formed by the name of Neod Unity. The town was led by the country of Mentite's leader: Ikoko. After three years, Ikoko had fled all the way across Mentite to the lost land of Methionyl's Hill. It was said that a deadly bounty hunter named Methionyl had built a castle there, and would kill anyone who tried to get in.

And that eleven-year-old Koikian named Pokoll would not rest until the border of Seim'la'Koikk and Seim'la'Neodi was back in, and Neod Unity was no 

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more… After three years, Ikoko had fled all the way across Mentite to the lost land of Methionyl's Hill. It was said that a deadly bounty hunter named Methionyl had built a castle there, and would kill anyone who tried to get in. And that eleven-year-old Koikian named Pokoll would not rest until the border of Seim'la'Koikk and Seim'la'Neodi was back in, and Neod Unity was no more…

The Locked Metal Door

Pokoll first visited Seim'la'Neodi to see the devastation. Koikians were flirting with Neodians on the roofs of buildings. He saw Koikians getting thrown off of buildings and pushed into lava lakes on the side of the volcano. "ATTENTION!" Ikoko's voice enshrouded the unity, making windows crack and buildings creak. "There is now a rising death of Koikians here in Neod Unity. This will now be solved by one thing. Get through my Puzzle of Evisceration to gain your prize: Freedom to all of Seim'la'Koikk."

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"PUZZLE OF EVISCERATION?!" Pokoll was surprised at the very thought. "Kill Koikians to rise the population of Seim'la'Koikk?" But suddenly- "And the way in is the locked metal door at All Man's Grave." All Man's Grave was the hill on the sketchy side of Seim'la'Neodi. It was said that a Neodian went there because it was said that countless riches were behind the locked metal door. The story goes like this: 

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                            ALL MAN'S GRAVE

A man from the southwest side of Seim'la'Koppo was dared to go to the hill by the country border. He ran to the place to see for himself what the hill was like. When he was half- way there, he encountered a creature with multiple eyes, fangs the length of bottles, and a wide smile showing hundreds of teeth. But that was just its facial features. Its claws were as long as its teeth, its back had scales all over it, and his arm was littered with small venomous spikes. He ran and he ran and he ran. He fell off a cliff and landed with a bang by more creatures. Suddenly, the fog around 

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 him lifted and he found himself in a deserted field. He dug a hole into the ground, patched it up, and slept in the soft subterranean soil. He woke up and dug a hole back out. He saw the same creatures waiting for him, this time holding rocks. He saw the rocks zoom through the air and crack his skull. He saw the door in the distance, lightning striking it hundreds of times in the stormy night. He ran in a bolt to it, but saw the craziest thing he'd ever seen. It looked like the creature, but dozens of times bigger. He watched as the creature dropped a metal sheet on his head. Lightning 

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struck all around him as he threw the metal onto the creature instead. Two lightning bolts struck it at once, and it lolled on the ground, charred black. Suddenly, the door broke open. There was a long shaft with a sack of gold coins at the bottom. He peered into the shaft, eyeing the gold at the bottom. "Have a nice time," said a voice behind him, " but I know you won't." A stone slammed into his head, and he lost his balance and fell in. The murderer was never found.

       A Sadness Upheld

So Pokoll decided he would ignore the metal door. He took out his special Koikan knife. He took a Koikkfruit and chopped it in half and ate it. Pokoll saw a Koikian getting attacked by a Neodian. He picked up the Neodian and threw him in a lava lake. The monsters from the All Man's Grave story, Koikian Menaces, were roaming the lands too. Pokoll took out his Koikian knife and chopped up more Koikkfruit, ready to take them back to his house. Pokoll saw a Koikkfruit roll down the road and onto the beach of Neod Unity Clearwaters of the Seimlakoikk Side (the N.U.C.S.S.). He grabbed

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the Koikkfruit and walked off to his home. Pokoll saw his clock: 1200 AM Neod Unity time. He got to bed and said, "I wish when I wake up Neod Unity is no more." When he woke up, he was laying on a metal beam twenty feet in the air, the remains of his second-floor bedroom. He slowly climbed down. "MOM?" asked Pokoll. Soon, the house shook, and down came the metal beam. "DAD?" asked Pokoll. Then, he walked out of his house to see cranes dismembering the street's houses with bombs and 

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dynamite. The cranes each said: PROPERTY OF IKOKO GLIPOKEE, THE GOD OF MENTITE. The population of Seim'la'Koikk had fallen from 12,000,000 to about 500,000. Meanwhile, the Neodians went from a mere 1,000 to about 1,000,000. The entire city of Seim'la'Koikk was being taken apart, so Pokoll knew he needed to act fast. Meanwhile, Ikoko was still at Methionyl's Hill, fighting Methionyl for the castle. "Now," said Methionyl, "a queen of disgraced Mentite comes to Methionyl to help. HA! I will never help that wretched place again!" 

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"But..." said Ikoko, "I did not come to this hill to ask you to help Mentite. I want it DESTROYED!" "So... for 10000 mopopos, I can drown that town, figuratively and literally, until it's gone!!!" "Yes," said Ikoko. "Now, here's your mopopos." A sack of coins flopped into Methionyl's lap. "Now, the trek to the town is very long and chaotic, so make sure to bring some snacks."

"Oh, and I'm a GOD, not a queen."

The Mountain of Dread

Pokoll was standing at the front gates to the unity when two small shapes started getting bigger by him. Suddenly, a laser blasted straight through Pokoll. He was still alive, but got knocked clean out by the force of the beam. Ikoko Glipokee, along with the feared Methionyl, were approaching the town from the north. Pokoll locked the gates and ran to the base of Mt. Seim. Mt. Seim was a tall mountain that enshrouded Neod Unity at 33,000,000 feet tall. The journey up to the summit was treacherous, especially the slope almost vertical for the equivalent of twenty of Mount Everest.

THE MOUNTAIN OF DREAD

When Pokoll climbed the first piece of the mountain, rocks fell off the mountain and crushed Neod Unity below. Pokoll grabbed a plateau and flipped on. When he made it to the top of the mountain's first slope, he grabbed a giant rock and rolled it down the mountain. It rolled into Seim'la'Neodi, crushing an entire street and rolling into a hole. He watched as Methionyl grabbed a bomb and walked back, exploding the front gates and running in. Methionyl took a big sword out of his belt and shoved it into a building that was wobbling. The 

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building went falling down and crushed Seim'la'Neodi and parts of another town, Seim'la'Huyup. Suddenly, a slab of metal fell from the sky and landed on Methionyl's head. He screamed and rolled down a hill, crashing into a building, making it fall on his head, the blast making Ikoko glide into another building, making that building fall on Ikoko's head and crushing it onto the first fallen building, making pieces of brick shower them. "Yes," said Pokoll from the mountain. He finally made it to a village halfway up, called  amusingly Seim'la'Altitude.

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He ran in and grabbed 100,000 mopopos. He bought a house for 3,500 mopopos. When he woke up, he heard a faint scream outside the village. He got up and walked outside his house to see this: An explosion had sent parts of the mountain crashing down to Seim'la'Altitude. Based on the size of the rocks, the small village was doomed. Pokoll quickly hid inside his house, as did most others. But there was one person who didn't. "For the freedom of Seim'la'Koikk," said the man, "I will now do 

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this." He grabbed the giant rock, held it up with a grunt, and threw it off the side of the mountain, straight towards Seim'la'Neodi. "THE WORLD IS ENDING!!" Neodians were running everywhere in a frenzy, trying to escape the boom. But they knew they were doomed. Suddenly, the people inside their houses were smashed. Pokoll watched as the whole town went down. The boulder then flopped into the ocean, leaving the skeletons of buildings to rot. Pokoll went to a shop and grabbed a sword and shield for 150 mopopos. 

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He exited the building and saw Methionyl. He threw his Koikian knife off the side of the mountain. The knife landed at Methionyl's feet. "Ahh, I've always wanted to play this game," and he did a little trick where his knife weaved through his fingers. Suddenly, he slipped, and his entire hand was cut clean off. "YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!" he screamed, throwing the knife into the air with his other hand. It fell straight onto his head. "Why the red hair?" asked Pokoll from atop the mountain of dread.

    Pokoll's Sword and Shield

Pokoll kept on trekking the mountain. Suddenly, Seim'la'Altitude started erupting with sound. "ATTTTTEEEEENNNTTTIIIOONNN!" cried Ikoko. "We are in the Seim'la'Neod Unity. You cannot get us now. And I order, Seim'la'Altitude, the scum town that helped little Pokoll, be deeeeeee-stroyed!"  Pokoll jumped down and landed in the central park of Seim'la'Altitude. He grabbed his sword and looked at Neod Unity. Hundreds of soldiers were coming, armed, to destroy Seim'la'Altitude. "Everybody, to your houses!" He saw the first soldier approaching. "Who are you? Are you     

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little Pokoll?!" Every soldier was trying to get to Pokoll. He took out his shield and clubbed the first soldier over the head with it. He sliced and diced soldiers with his sword. Suddenly, a soldier came in from above. 

Pokoll took out his shield and put it over his head. The soldier rammed into the metal shield headfirst, and rolled onto the ground, dead. Methionyl ran out, starting the battle between sword and knife. The blades clashed. The blade of Methionyl's knife clashed against Pokoll's and a storm came on. The lightning struck on Methionyl's blade, and he burnt to a crisp in the 

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moonlight. Methionyl screamed as lightning enveloped him. He dropped the knife and exploded. Suddenly, Ikoko herself came in and fought Pokoll. His sword slashed against Ikoko, and she screamed as the notorious green Neodian blood flew and splattered Pokoll. Ikoko got out her scimitar and clanged against Pokoll. Suddenly, more soldiers came. Ikoko did an amazing backflip and slammed into a soldier's metal shield. She attacked the soldiers and watched as Pokoll ran up a staircase and away from her grasp. She kicked 

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a soldier off the side of the mountain and ran at Pokoll. Pokoll took his sword and threw it onto the staircase. Ikoko slipped and broke her jaw on the hard stone stairs. Ikoko lunged at Pokoll, but she tripped and rolled down the stairs. A soldier was waiting for her there. "Ma'am," said the soldier, and he was beheaded and went ragdoll. He rolled down the mountain, landing on a DOT bomb. He exploded, and the ash hit Ikoko's back. Soon, Pokoll was on the top of the mountain, and thousands of soldiers were on him. He climbed on a tall stone, and 

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saw the tiny Neod Unity below him. He took out a bomb and threw it in the crowd of soldiers. A flash of yellow and orange exploded in the crowd, and many soldiers fell down. Ikoko suddenly appeared at the summit with Pokoll. "You're under arrest." Pokoll fell into the cell and stood still. He saw an old book lying on the cold stone floor, titled Warrior's Guide, Volume 1. "Stupid old writings," said Pokoll. He threw the book outside his cell door and it got fried by lasers, stabbed by harpoons, bows, and knives, and dropped through the floor into a graveyard. 

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"Rough security," said Pokoll. Suddenly, Ikoko came in from the ceiling and knocked a guard out. She climbed into the graveyard and checked for fresh blood. Fresh blood meant a prisoner tried to escape. Nope. Ikoko left the prison and never came back. Pokoll thought about trying to escape, but decided not. Methionyl got up and looked at his charred black hands. "Stupid kid," he said. Ikoko appeared in front of him. "But..." "Lucky for us, the kid is in prison now, so you never have to deal with him again."

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"Yes, that is good, but the boy is smarter than we think. He could be going through some crazy chain reaction that leads to his escape!" "HAAAAA HAAAA HAAA! Get out of a maximum security prison? Nonsense!" "Well, you know, he's a lucky kid," said Methionyl. A glove floated down into Pokoll's lap. He put it on. He flew out of the cell and through the skies. "IT'S THE KID!" Methionyl screamed. 

     The Magic Glove

The glove flew him across Neod Unity to the town of Seim'la'Huyup. He fell off the glove and put it deep in his pocket. The glove took him up, up, up, and dropped him.

Pokoll Okllk screamed as he fell into oblivion. He took out his sword and threw it onto the ground. It landed cleanly on the soft floor, the hilt sticking up out of the dirt. Pokoll landed on the sword and BANG! An explosion came from the diamonds center. Two robbers had bombed the entrance to the diamonds center. "The diamonds in the house," said the first robber. Pokoll ran towards the diamonds center. Diamonds fell on the 

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robbers. The doors opened. A sign on the wall said :

diamonds---------->

A hammer fell on the robber's head, bounced into the ceiling, and landed on the second robber's head, letting them both fall on the ground. Pokoll ducked as more hammers fell from the ceiling. A wrench clunked against the robbers once again. Ikoko fell with the hammers and saw the dying robbers. "Pokoll," said Ikoko. Pokoll threw a wire from the ground at Ikoko. She got a shock and burnt just like Methionyl. Pokoll ran out of the building.

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"I...smell...Pokoll..." Ikoko took pieces of metal and diamond from the surrounding vaults and pieced them together into a wheelthrone (throne with wheels). "This...good...must...get...revenge...get...Methionyl..."

Pokoll was sitting by a fire in the woods, eating cooked chicken. "Hmm, wonder what happened to Ikoko," said Pokoll.  The glove laid on the ground, watching Ikoko fly up to search for Methionyl. Methionyl, though, was watching TV in his house.

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"METHONYL...I...DEAD...BARELY...ALIVE...INSIDE...YOUR...HEAD..."  "Huh?" asked Methionyl.

"Me...Ikoko...Pokoll...wire...electric...electrocution...barely...alive...at...the...mountain's...base..." Methionyl got up and ran to the mountain's base. "Here...mountain... summit...overlook...coordinates...b-2333... Mt... Seim...aahhh..."   "She's dying," said Methionyl, and he raced up the rest of the mountain. Ikoko was looking out at the island, watching from her peak atop the mountain.  Pokoll was eating the chicken vigorously, 

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sensing the battle that soon would happen. Methionyl peaked the mountain, screaming as he saw Ikoko. Her face was melted into black, her body was burnt and her clothes were ripped, and her eyes burnt electric neon green. "You...found...me..." said Ikoko.

 Ikoko's Coordinates

Ikoko was happy to see Methionyl. "You...came...for..." said Ikoko. "AAAAH!" Pokoll suddenly screamed and fell onto the ground. When he woke up, he felt powerful. He teleported up to Ikoko's b-23339 coordinates, smacking against trees along the way. b-10000, b-11000, b-20000, b-23330, b-23338.9.8," BANG! Pokoll fell into Ikoko's wheelthrone. "Time...for...REVENGE!" Ikoko shot sharp shocks at Pokoll. "NOW I SHALL BE AVENGED!" Pokoll screamed as Ikoko shot shock after shock into Pokoll's heart. "This will be the LAST OF YOU!" Ikoko grabbed 

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Ikoko grabbed Pokoll by his feet and hung him over the edge of the mountain. "I...will...get...full...ReVeNgE!" Ikoko let go of Pokoll, and he rolled down the mountain and into the city.  "He put up...a...good fight, didn't...he...?" joked Ikoko. The robbers, having got out of the diamonds center, ran to their lair and planned the heist on the city treasury. "We sneak in from the back, blast the security cameras, and run in with the key that we will obtain from the front guard, destroying all guards in our path, collecting all the diamonds, and 

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running out as fast as we can." Pokoll fell into the city streets. "What happened to Ikoko?" Suddenly, a robber came up to Pokoll. "Where...is the front guard to the diamonds center????" Pokoll took out his sword, and the robber took out his gun. The gun shot into the sword just as a man came from behind with a sledgehammer. CLAAAAAANG! The robber was on the ground. The robber started shooting like crazy at the man. His sledgehammer deflected every bullet, and the robber started to die. His hand was pressed onto the trigger, 

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The robber started shooting like crazy at the man. His sledgehammer deflected every bullet, and the robber started to die. His hand was pressed onto the trigger, and the bullets were pouring out. The robber finally ran out of ammo, and he fell onto the ground, tumbling down the hill. Pokoll ran all the way to All Man's Grave. "Better do it now," Pokoll said. The mythical creatures, called Bom-Boms, were walking all along the road to the metal door. He climbed onto the hill and watched Bom-Boms hit each other in a frenzy to decide who would 

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guard the Metal Door itself. Pokoll hit a Bom-Bom, and it fell onto the floor and exploded, showering the whole field in Bom-Bom blood. Other Bom-Boms fell in holes headfirst. Pokoll blasted through the guards, until the story's 'Ginourmo-Bom' came charging through and got out a sword. Pokoll took out his sword, and the creature screamed as it was sliced. The swords clashed in the night, making sparks appear with each hit. Suddenly, the swords got electrified, making the battle crazier. The creature took out another sword. Pokoll saw the sword 

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fly through the air. He ducked, and the sword stabbed into the creature's head. It screamed and rolled into the metal door. Pokoll crept up to five Bom-Boms and sliced them into the air in eleven pieces. He jumped into the shaft. He fell and saw a golden sword and a big diamond sitting on the ground next to a decaying skeleton. Pokoll picked up the skeleton and threw it into a crack in the shaft floor. He picked up the golden sword, threw the diamond in the crack, and slid to his fate. Pokoll landed in a passage and climbed through. Meanwhile, the robbers 

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decided the plan on heisting the diamonds center once and for all. "We should knock out the guards, bomb the vault. This is how we get through the main turret. There is a tiny hole in the middle of the turret. Shoot it, and the whole thing blows, breaking a vault, one vault only, and making it shatter, spilling thousands of carats of diamonds into our hands." Pokoll walked straight into the room. He hid under a rock and watched the robbers laughing about their flawless heist plan. "I have to find a way out of this place before the robbers find me and 

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attack!" whispered Pokoll, but a robber spotted him from behind the rock. Pokoll stabbed a robber with the golden sword, knocking him to the ground. Methionyl grabbed sword after sword in an attempt to kill Pokoll once and for all. Ikoko was electrifying the whole island to get revenge. The robbers marched out of their lair, twenty-five men in the heist. Pokoll could tell a battle was starting.

   The Heist in the Mountains

Pokoll watched as the robbers ran out to the diamonds center. He climbed back up into the shaft and watched the robbers climb there too. "WhO GoEs ThErE?" said a robber from the top of the shaft. Pokoll threw his diamond up and it clocked the robber, knocking him in the shaft and letting Pokoll chase the rest. "That... little... idiot..." mumbled the robber. Pokoll crept into the diamonds center. Robbers were patrolling the entrance. A robber flipped into the shaft and exploded. At the Koikian IQ Center at the top of the mountain, an anencephalic test subject was being carried off to the 

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new and improved Smart Ray. The man fell into the ray, in an insane posing stance he had had since 2553. The machine turned on, and the man was enveloped in green light. Suddenly, the man opened his eyes for the first time in thirty-two years. He then slowly heard the humming of the machine and the blast of the laser. "IQ up to 25," said one scientist to the others. He soon fell out of his stance and landed on the ground. He stumbled up into a stand. "IQ up to 50," said the scientists. "L...l...et m...e... ou...t...," said the man. "75." "I said, LET ME OUT!"

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"Your IQ is now 100. 9 more of that and we'll be done with you." "The delinquencies of your actions assure me you are a vile individual," said the man thirty seconds later. "Anencephalic one minute, anen-smart-alic the next," said the scientists. "Exitrance my eye resolution and you will be spared," said the man. Suddenly, he used telepathy to choke the scientist and pick him up. He broke the glass door of the machine, set the dial to 'Dumb Mode', and threw the scientist inside. He quickly stiffened and fell. Pokoll hit a robber in the face with a 

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bar of gold, knocking him into a vault, making the security go off. "INTRUDERS!" cried the robot at the front. The diamonds center suddenly exploded with the force of a nuclear bomb, shoving the robbers to the forest, the mountains, and even the ocean. The heist in the mountains had failed.

     The Man with 1000 IQ 

Pokoll watched from the edge of the forest, thousands of diamonds burning in the ground. The man hovered five feet above the ground, coming to the diamonds center.

Then, a robber at the age of seventy-five was standing at the shore of Seim Seim ( on page 67) and watching the waves fly by.  Suddenly, he saw a great wave. He talked to the Man with 1000 IQ. "I am King Cephaly LXXVII of the Cephalic Lands, and my IQ has just become 983. I, like all of my people, have at least one kind of cephalic disorder. Many a man without one have been thrown into the ocean for this, and someone was painstakingly 

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covered in liquid nitrogen when they arrived, frozen in place to look anencephalic. He was burnt on the flame until he thawed hours later, dead. Now, back to the task at hand. A tsunami, right?" Suddenly, the water flooded the man, and he flopped like a dead fish into the water. King Cephaly floated up to Pokoll. "There is evil on the loose. Come with me to the lab. We can be friends forever. Ikoko fights off your Koikian friends with knives as you speak. Methionyl sends all the escape boats out to the ocean. And a new villain arises from the shadows 

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of a man's death. Come with me." He stuck out his hand. "Come." Ikoko stabbed a Koikian as he screamed. "ATTENTION! I have found news that a man is helping Pokoll. He will be executed when the final bell rings at midnight tonight." A rainstorm echoed through the lands. Bom-Boms fell into the volcano, exploding at first sight. A few fell into the ocean, too. Suddenly, the tsunami took Seim'la'Huyup and parts of SLN and SLK, too. Diamonds started raining from the sky, and other planets surrounding Mentite exploded one after the 

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other. Explosions made more tsunamis which destroyed Mentite. King Cephaly met with Ikoko. "I Anencefied the only man who knew how to use the machine when I escaped." said King Cephaly. Ikoko took out Pokoll's golden sword. "Where is the boy?" she asked evilly. Pokoll was hiding at the lab, watching anencephalic test subject after anencephalic test subject get carried off into the machine. "But how?" said King Cephaly. "Oh, you were the one not knowing how to work the machine," said Ikoko. "You only made him smarter." 

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King Cephaly took iron, gold, and rock from the volcano and some mines and forged an epic sword. The sword clanged on Ikoko's, and Ikoko's sword went flying out into the distance. She grabbed her other sword and started the battle once again. The swords clashed, as Ikoko's wheelthrone started humming loudly. It charged at King Cephaly, who backflipped out of the way, making Ikoko slide down the volcano. She slowly drove back up. King Cephaly was backed up on the edge of the volcano. "CoMe AnD gEt mE!" said King Cephaly. Ikoko charged. 

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Just when King Cephaly was on the brink of death, he flipped forward, in front of Ikoko. Completely by instinct, King Cephaly threw his sword. It cut the wheelthrone into pieces, before coming back to King Cephaly. "You...wouldn't...do...it..." Ikoko cried. King Cephaly lifted Ikoko up and threw her in. Ikoko was dead. All was well... for now.

   The Light on the Mountain

Pokoll saw a faint light glowing on Mt. Seim. He crawled out of his low-ceiling room and saw the ray. He looked up and saw a robber holding a knife. He grabbed a copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. The knife bounced back and stabbed the robber. He threw the robber in the ray, set to Dumb Mode ExTrEmE! and he exploded in the ray. Pokoll ran out of the room, just to see the lab explode in a flash of light. Methionyl appeared in front of Pokoll with Pokoll's Koikian knife. Pokoll got out a sword and clanged on Methionyl. King Cephaly appeared from the sky, lifting Methionyl into the air. "Kill him now, 

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Pokoll," said King Cephaly, as Methionyl dropped the knife and surrendered. "Kill him." "KILL HIM NOW!" King Cephaly choked Methionyl, and threw him onto the ground several times. "IF YOU WON'T, I WILL! YOU DON'T KNOW, POKOLL! HE IS THE REASON THAT I EXIST! HE IS THE REASON THAT EVERY KING OF ANENCEPHALIA BEFORE ME, NAMED THE LAND THE NAME... IT IS. You don't know, Pokoll... He made us all anencephalic. So kill him." Pokoll grabbed his Koikian knife and held it high. Pokoll thrust the knife into Methionyl. "It was my time... 

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My age of 4,927 told me it was time... So I came here."

Pokoll slowly retracted the knife. Methionyl fell to the ground. "Pokoll..." Pokoll looked up at Methionyl. "Spare... me..." "HE'S NOT DEAD?!?!?!?!" King Cephaly twisted his wrist thrice. Methionyl kneeled on the ground in front of Pokoll. "Pokoll.... You... You would have spared me..." Methionyl started evaporating into the sunset. "King Cephaly, why?" asked Pokoll. Suddenly, he was lifted into the air. "YOOOOOOOU FEEEEEEL REMORSE?" Pokoll threw his Koikian knife, but King Cephaly ducked 

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and it stabbed into a rock. Pokoll kicked King Cephaly in the head, and suddenly he fell. "BDhubUhbUhb, BDhubUhbUhb," said King Cephaly. "King, you needn't kill Methionyl," said Pokoll. Pokoll grabbed his Koikian knife and threw it at King Cephaly. He ducked and banged his head on the ground. "BDhubUhbUhb, BDhub- Huh?" Ikoko crawled onto a rock in the volcano, legs burnt off and charred black. "Must...get...revenge..." Ikoko flipped out of the volcano and fell into a shrine. Her legs were sown together, and she was given a robot lower 

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torso to use instead. Ikoko slowly stepped out of the shrine and saw Neod Unity, and Methionyl slowly evaporating. She disappeared and reappeared at Methionyl. "The nerdy king... He killed me." Methionyl was ripped apart by the curse, and the ground he was on set to flames. Ikoko thought. "If I were King Cephaly, where would I be?" "Pokoll, run,"  said King Cephaly from behind a boulder. Pokoll sprinted off towards the mountain with the light.

   Finding the Light

Pokoll finally made it to the mountain when he found out how tall it really was. Something exploded on the top, and fire erupted from it. Ikoko appeared in front of Pokoll. Pokoll screamed and suddenly teleported to the side of the mountain. Methionyl shards fluttered past in the air. Volcanoes were popping from all sides of Mentite and erupting. Slowly but surely, the hamlets on the edges of the island were getting submerged in hardening lava-water. Pokoll saw the light shine brighter. Fire burnt the snow on the mountain peak.