I'm BOOOOOOORED

One Day, Mr McFarty Pants was at home.... he was very, VERY, BOOOOOORED.

Stuck for something to do... you should totally go to the ZOO!!

He turned on the TV and it came up with a great idea... 

MR McFarty Pants was going to the ZOO!!

THRRRPP

Mr McFarty Pants jumped into his car and headed off towards the Zoo.

His car of course, was powered entirely by his own farts...

Thrrrrp

   Thrrrrpp

...cant you see,

sometimes your farts

they hypnotise me...

Mr McFarty Pants loved driving his car.

He especially loved to sing while driving.

His favourite radio station was of course

STINK FM.

Finally Mr McFarty Pants saw the Zoo.

At the top of a large hill.

He was very, VERY excited.

Why, of course!

Hello there fine zoo worker!!

I would like to gain entry to your establishment please!

A little old lady called Anne worked at the Zoo

She sold all the tickets to get into the zoo.

Mr Mc Farty pants could hardly contain his

                          EXCITEMENT!!!

Rumble..RUMBLE.

CREEEEAK..

SH. SH. SMooosh..

But just then.....

Mr McFarty Pants had a very odd yet strangely

familiar feeling....

Ruuuuuuumble.. Creeeeeeeak!!

OHHH NOO.... 

Not AGAIN!!!

Mr McFarty Pants tried...

He REALLY, REALLY Tried..

...but it was all too late..

HOOOOONK!!!!!

SWOOOOOSH!!!!!

ARRRRRGHHHH

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!

SWOOOOOOOOSHHHH!!!!

The shockwave knocked poor Anne off her feet.

It blew off her shoes..

Mr Mc Farty Pants was ... MORTIFIED!

Mr McFarty Pants was out of there...

He didn't want to hang around....Like his smell!

Hello...

Mr Chicken

Cluck..Cluck...

A short time later Mr Mc Farty Pants came to 

the zoo Chicken.

Since this was a country town, they had a Chicken.

"Well, hello there Mr Chicken"....

The Chicken seemed uninterested...

RUMMMMBLE

CREEEAAAAAKKKK

Oh no...

But just then.....

The uninterested Chicken began to become

very interested in the sounds coming from 

right next to him...

BOOOOOOMMM

KAAABAAAANG

It was like a jet engine in afterburn mode....

Mr Mc Farty Pants had done a fair few Farts

in his time... 

but this one was particularly choice....

What the....???

Sizzzzle

Sizzle

KFC

The Chicken was completely gone...

All that was left was a pile of cooked chicken...

Mr Mc Farty Pants was horrified... for some reason he kept thinking of the song..

"I don't care.... I love it..."

He legged it...

How do you ..Moooo!

A COW!!! I LOVE COWS!!

The next animal Mr Mc Farty Pants came across was a Cow.

He LOVED COWS, he loved them so much, he even got a an entire sofa made out of them.

"I LOVE COWS!!!", shouted Mr McFarty Pants