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Mr Farty McFarty pants lived in a large red house with a big green lawn

I'm very Proud...

The inside of Mr Farty McFarty Pants house was always neat and tidy.

Mr Mc Farty Pants was very proud of how tidy the inside of his house was.

I think Callum and Niamh have eaten all my food....

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One day, Mr Mc Farty pants decided he had to go to the shops to buy some food.

It turns out he was running low on

Milk and

BEANS!.... and some other things

So... off he went down the road to the store to buy some groceries....

Hello there.....

I would like to buy one of your........c......

When Mr Farty McFarty Pants arrived at the cake shop he looked at all the lovely cakes. mmmmmm

But, just as he tried to buy one.....

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AAARRRGHHH

PWOOSHH

..he let out a massive FART!

THRRRRRPPP, PWOOOOSHH

and blew all the cakes and the table away....

Whats that smell??

Mr McFarty pants was SOOO embarrassed that he ran out of the cake shop and off down the street

Hello there my good man, I'd like to purchase some of your finest fru........

Mr McFarty Pants then arrived at the fruit shop.

He had never seen such amazing and wonderful fruit!

Just as he was about to buy though...

THRRRPPPP

PWOOOSHHH

eeeekkkk!

He did the BIGGEST, and LOUDEST, FART EVER!!!!

THRRRRRRPPPPPP

PWOOOOSHHHHH

all the fruit and the table went flying!