Hi! I'm Metal K.T. I don't fit in and I'm gonna tell you my life story.

I was born on June 1st. I woke up to see my two brothers who were blond like my dad and my four sisters who were white like my mom. I am black like: no one. I DO NOT fit in :(.

One of my sisters on the second day of my life said, "Hey, No one touches a black cat!"

So I stayed away from them. I looked up the word black cat and it said: "Black Cats are a sign of bad luck."

When I was a middle-aged cat my owners put me in a box. They took me to a house on a rainy day.

WERE THEY ABANDONING ME!!!!!??????

When they left I jumped out of the box and thought: Wow, black cats are bad luck. My life is bad luck.

When I was 2, I had a new dream: to be a rockstar. That's all I cared about. In the last 2 years I collected money to buy a guitar.

I finally had enough money to buy my DREAM guitar. Now I just need to watch humans. My favorite song is "I Love Rock And Roll!!!!!!!!!!!!" by lil Cheeky Babe.

My first strike of the guitar was loud—like really loud! It blew everyone over and hurt their ears. Then I grew a little mohawk.

Now everyone hated me :(