Okay okay, we'll admit it; you kids are smart, clever, and bright.

But, let us grownups tell you why WE are always right!

You think you're so great at pretending, and mostly that's true.

But, did you really think we wouldn't notice you sneaking out of your room at night to play video games until 2?

You think that you were so smart because you found the sweets and treats, thinking that we didn't know!

But, little did you know that we were WAY ahead of you...we kept the BEST sweets and treats hidden, and to you we'll never show!

We have to admit it; you kids are pretty good at eaves dropping and being plain nosy.

But, us grownups are just as good because we heard everything you were saying when you sneaked onto your phone at night, lying in bed all cozy!

Yeah, yeah, we know the stork story was a little whack. Yes, we know you want all the facts.

But, even though you THINK you are grown, you can't handle hearing all of that!

While we know fibbing wasn't the right thing to do, we know you did your fair share of fibbing too!

You told the waiter that you were 22 instead of 18! We know all about what you used to do!

Calling you a handful is not nearly enough, you kids put the "ugh" in rough!