Jake and Tina were lab partners, and today was their first lab. They were very excited, but neither had read the safety guide, which they very much regretted later...

I bet I can get the supplies before you!

You're on!

I win!!

AHHHHH!

Why didn't you push in your chair?

Oh, oops, it's okay, I'll clean up the glass.

MY HANDSSSS!!!

No, shush, it's fine. Lets continue. 

Should we call the teacher? There are literally scissors sticking out of me. 

Bad idea, MY HANDS ARE BURNING!

I TOLD YOU!

Are you seriously eating right now??

Yes? I'm hungry, don't be judgmental, Jake.

I may or may not have gotten chemicals in my cupcake, my intestines are BURNING

Well that was really dumb of you.