Brian's Bovines

Brian bought beautiful brown bovines.

A bevy of bashful brown bovines did he buy.

He bought the bovines to make bonnie butter.

A better bonnie butter for folks to buy.

Folks bought the butter to spread on bread.

To blend in the batter for blueberry buttermilk biscuits.

To bite at breakfast and at brunch.

In Boise, Boston, Bangor, and Bethlehem.

Cranky Carolyn

Carolyn was a cross and cranky child.

Who constantly complained the whole day through.

The cook could only calm her caterwauling,

When she brought her chocolate chip cookies, chocolate cakes, chai tea and barbecue.

Dale Does Dew

Dale Jr. drinks his Dew.

He drinks Dew all day through.

Said Dale to Debbie, "Do you do the Dew?"

"Definitely, I do drink my Dew," declared Debbie.

"From dawn all day until dusk I do."

 Grey Goose

Granny has a great grey goose,

Who glided most gayly over the glistening glimmering pond.

Said grandmother to grandfather, "Take a glance at my gander."

"See how gracefully he glides on the grey-green tarn beyond."

Harry's Horse

There once was a happy, healthy horse

Who was horribly, horribly hungry 

Because of hauling the heavy hay wagon up the humpy high hill.

Said the horse to Harry, "Hurry up, please!

Have hay ready to hamper my hunger,

or the hay may hove over the hill's hedge."

Jeremiah's Juggler

Jeremiah eats juicy jelly out of a jumbo jar of jam.

Suddenly a jolly jazzy juggler went jogging by

followed by a jaunty jovial jaguar.

King's Kittens

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.

If the kindly kittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen,

How many mittens will the kindly kittens knit?

Linda-Lou Lambert

Linda-Lou Lambert loves lime-green lollipops

A limitless licker of lime-green lollipops, Linda-Lou Lambert is.

See how lustrously lime-green Linda-Lou's tongue has become!

Musical Mice

Many mumbling mice are making music in the moonlight.

The music is marvelously memorable 

When made by mumbling mice who move with mouselike motion on the milky, moonlit meadow.

Nancy's Nanny Goat

Nancy had nine naughty little nanny goats

Who never nibbled on any oats.

One nanny goat whose name was Nellie

notoriously tried to fill her belly

by gnawing on Nancy's nascent new coat

While walking the streets of New Dehli.

Peter Piper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?