
What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?
A: A roller-ghoster
What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop
What did the excited gardener do when spring arrived?
A: He wet his plants
Where would you find flying rabbits?
A: In the hare-force
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly-Webs
What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
What fish tastes best with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because it would be a foot
When is a cigar like fish?
A: When it's smoked
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
A: A blazer
What is an astronaut's favorite board game?
A: Moon-opoly
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What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?
A: A roller-ghoster
What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop
What did the excited gardener do when spring arrived?
A: He wet his plants
Where would you find flying rabbits?
A: In the hare-force
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly-Webs
What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
What fish tastes best with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because it would be a foot
When is a cigar like fish?
A: When it's smoked
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
A: A blazer
What is an astronaut's favorite board game?
A: Moon-opoly
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