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Darryle❤️
So today we have a very important bill on the Congress floor. Today will begin the hearings of the congressional budget of Darryle

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Last Week we got the PNS system funding passed by the House and Senate so today we are moving on to the CNS budget Congressional hearing.


The Peripheral Nerves System will have a budget of $3 and includes the nerves which will transport thought/actions/reactions to the brain and rest of body (if Darryle ever receives a body that is)


So today we will be hearing the nitty gritty of the Central nervous system. Our senates and Representatives will be diving into, and discussing every aspect of the Nervous system in order to have optimal spending on what they find most important.

“For those of you watching at home who haven't been following this development, the Central nervous system (CNS) is comprised of the brain and spinal cord. It is responsible for ALL thoughts, feelings, sensations, and movements in the body through the signals they send and receive.”

“So lets cut to the senate floor where they have just called senator Sanders from Vermont to the floor”

The spinal cord should be considered for a budget of $5 with an additional $2 for meninges


They're crucial for motor and sensory information and are composed of axons, blood vessels, and connective tissue.
$5 for the spinal cord?! How will we have enough left in our budget to afford the spinal nerves?
It is made up of gray matter, which is non-myelinated neurons, for processing spinal reflexes. It is also made up of white matter (myelinated) which serves as a highway for signals to ascend information to the brain and descend commands to the effectors.
The spinal cord is very important. It stretches 18 inches from the foramen magnum to the L1 vertebrae, containing 31 segments.
You make a fair point however the spinal nerves deserve a cut of the budget as well. The cervical, sacral, brachial, and lumbar plexuses are nets of nerves that allow pathways for impulses.
Without these, Darryle won't have a phrenic nerve (for the diaphragm) axillary nerve (for the shoulders), thoracic nerve (for the muscles/skin of thoracic wall), sciatic nerve (for hamstring muscles as well as tibial/fibular nerves), and more. No spinal nerves means no automatic rapid responses to stimuli!
Agreed. Now on to the meninges budget. Any opposition?
I disagree, the meninges don't deserve the $2. They are worthless membranes. Our money would be better spent elsewhere.
Well that is where you are wrong. Meninges are vital to protecting the spinal cord and brain from infection and injury, by surrounding them and creating a barrier. If they don't receive the proper funding it is very likely Darryle's spine and brain will become infected/injured and all of this time and money will have been for nothing


I propose a budget of $5 for the spinal cord with an additional $2 for meninges and $5 for all spinal nerves and plexuses
I suppose we will have to find space in the budget to properly fund the spinal cord, meninges, and spinal nerves/plexuses.
Agreed!
Now that the Meninges and spinal cord budgets have been agreed upon let us move to the Brain - which is arguably the most important part of the body. I invite Rep. AOC to the stand
Let me begin with a brief overview of the brain. It is made up of 3 main parts: the cerebrum - controls all conscious thought and intellectual functions, the cerebellum - fine tunes muscle movements, and the brain stem - a variety of functions including our emotions, level of alertness, vital reflex center, visual and auditory reflexes, and processing information between the spinal cord, cerebrum and cerebellum. Here we have a diagram of a brain - which may seem foreign to some of you - where all thoughts, emotions, ideas, memories, senses are received, processed and created.

The brain itself is surrounded by Cerebrospinal fluid which protects and cushions the brain as well as regulates the environment of the brain by controlling nutrients and waste material within the brain. First lets discuss the cerebrum.
It is arguably the most important part of the brain as it is responsible for conscious thoughts, intellectual functions, and processes somatic sensory and motor information
I propose a budget of $14 for the cerebrum.
But why do you need so much money? What is it made out of, and why would we bother spending $14 on it?
The cerebrum is made up of two hemispheres composed of grey matter - for information processing - and white matter - for sending signals. The outer folds of grey matter makes up the cerebral cortex. It has ridges (gyri) and groves (sulci) to increase the surface area allowing maximal processing. The cerebrum is made up of the frontal, temporal, parietal and occipital lobes. You can observe the placement of these lobes in the diagram


Arguably one of the most important parts is the corpus callosum
Fun fact the left hemisphere of the brain controls the right side of the body (contra lateral) and is referred to as the logical side of the brain.
While the right hemisphere controls the left side of the body and is referred to as the artistic side.
The corpus callosum connects the two hemispheres allowing them to communicate and coordinate a response.

Ok, now I want to see some proof. What EXACTLY does the cerebral cortex do?
These are all found in the frontal lobe. The first controls ALL voluntary muscle movement. The second controls all learned movement, what we call muscle memory. The third controls the fine movements of the hands: writing, sewing, knitting, drawing and more.

Motor-wise the Primary Motor cortex, the Premotor cortex, and the Motor Writing Center are three different areas that control movement of the body

Is that it?
No, the cerebrum is also responsible for receiving sensory information and processing it.


The primary sensory cortex, the auditory cortex, and the visual cortex all receive sensory information. The first is in the Parietal lobe and receives sensory info from the somatic sensory input (touch, pain, temperature). The second is in the temporal lobes and receives information from sound receptors. The third is from the occipital lobe and receives the information from the sight receptors.
So the cerebral cortex sends out motor commands and receives sensory information but how does it make sense of the sensory information?

The cerebral cortex has processing areas to make sense of the sensory information. Those include the Prefrontal cortex, Somatic Sensory Association area, the General Interpretation area, and more.

The first is responsible for what we call "thinking". It integrates all of the sensory information then preforms the abstract intellectual activities. The second interprets the sensory information by recognizing and responding to it. The third is the sight of memories allowing the connections between current sensory information and prior knowledge to occur


Fine i see your point, is there anything else in this huge and complex cerebrum?

Actually there is: Basal Ganglia
Basa-who-now?
Basal Ganglia are masses of grey matter embedded in the white matter of the cerebrum. They help with the subconscious control of muscle tone and the coordination of leaned movement patterns like walking.

Okay, okay, fine. I see how important the cerebrum is to Darrlye. I agree to the $14 budget.
Perfect! Now that the cerebrum budget is decided lets move on to the next area of the brain, the cerebellum.

I propose a budget of $6 for the cerebellum.
We just talked about the Cerebellum!!
Actually that was the cerebrum - the cerebellum is different. The cerebellum receives constant feedback from the body and then fine tunes all conscious and subconscious movement




The structure of the cerebellum is similar to the cerebrum because it is also divided into hemispheres and covered by an outer layer of grey matter called the cerebellar cortex.
But why do we need this, what's its point?
The cerebellum allows us to have good posture, balance and speak clearly. Without the constant adjusting of the muscles in our body we wouldn't be able to speak clearly, hold our body up straight, or react to our environment.




$6 is agreed upon for the cerebellum. Now we move on to the brain stem. There is a $8 proposal for the brain stem budget.
The brainstem processes the information between the spinal cord, cerebrum and cerebellum.
It's made up of four main parts; the Medulla oblongata, the Pons, the Midbrain, and the Diencephalon


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We want to thank McConnell dog



forget a stimulus check, I only care about nervous system stimulus
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Darryle❤️
So today we have a very important bill on the Congress floor. Today will begin the hearings of the congressional budget of Darryle

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