Knock,knock

Whos there?

Ears.

Ears who?

Ears lookin' at you, kid.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Knock, Knock.

Whos there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honey, be a dear and get me a soda.

Tongue Twister

                    Say this fast three times:

                Fredthrew thirty-three free throws

Q: What is the best thing to put into a pie?

A: Your teeth

Why do we tell actors to " break a leg? "

Cause every play has a cast