Oh, hello there. I see you're looking to read this book. There's no use though, there's no story! So you don't have to read this! I mean, what's the point?

    Seriously, go on! Shoo! 

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    You're really not leaving aren't you? Hmm... Uhh... Want to hear a joke? Ok.. Umm... Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck! 

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    Well, uhh... for more jokes, go to my Joke Book Series. The first book is already published! So, go! 

    Still here eh? Well, uhh... what do you want to do? No idea I see. Ok then... Oh wait! I know! You could stop wasting your time reading this 

meaningless book! You know, there's many things out there you can do! Other than read this worthless book of course. 

    Seriously, why are you still here? Just, why? I'm not joking when I say that life is precious! Go! 

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    Are just going to be here all day? Reading this useless book? I mean, I'm wasting my time writing this! 

    Wow, you might of set a record! On being the longest to continue reading this book that is! 

    You know what? I'm just going to end the story here! You can turn to the next page to see the end. 

    Haha! Rick rolled you! Wait? You mean you don't know what a rick roll is? Oh well, here's a brief meaning for you. 

    So basically a rick roll is a type of prank where you get someone to click a link, and they'll see this. That in the photo, is Rick Astely. He did a song named 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. The release of this popular song started the rick roll, where back then you would call someone on the phone and put them on hold. Then you would play this song, like you're never gonna let them off hold. This all started in the 80's. 

    So, yeah. There's that. But now for the real ending, turn to the next page. 

                        The End

                        (Now you can stop reading this book)

    Wait, why and how are you still reading? This book should've already ended! Maybe me writing this is just a dream. *Rubs eyes* No, this is real. Or are you dreaming? *You rub your eyes* No? Dang this is weird. Maybe try shutting the book. You heard me, shut it! 

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    Ah, whatever. I guess we're even. We're both wasting our time. 

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    Please just shut the book. I mean, why? Why are you even still reading? There's just really no point. 

    Wait why haven't I just stopped writing? Wait. I can't stop! It's almost like something is controlling me! Try shutting the book! *You shut the book and open it again* I mean for good! 

    Wait, why are all you others still reading? Whatever. Looks like I'm 

just stuck writing this book for all of eternity. *Mysterious Voice: Get to page 16 and you'll be free!!* Whoa. Did you hear that? Something literally just said 'Get to page 16 and you'll be free!'. Wait that's it! I just write, and write until I get to page 16! 

    Ok, uhh... What do you want to talk about? Hold up! I know! 

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla 

    Ok, that's enough Bla Bla Blas. What do you want to talk about? No idea huh? That's alright. Uhh... Hmm... I don't really know what to talk about either. How about some more bla bla blas? 

*Mysterious Voice: You have reached the maximum amount of bla bla blas*

    Well, darnit. I actually thought I could get away with that. What about yada yadas?

*Mysterious Voice: By bla bla blas, I also meant any other supplementary like yada yada, and many others*

    Well, darnit again. Looks like I need to actually write about something more than just bla bla blas and yada yadas. Uhh... I got nothing. What about some questions? Ok. Ummm.... (Flip to the next page to see the questions). 

1. What is your favorite color? 

2. What is your favorite tri-mix of colors? 

3. What's your favorite food? 

4. What's your favorite video game? 

5. Do you like reading or making memes? (Or maybe both)

6. Do you like reading or making books? (Or maybe both) 

7. Do you have a pet?

8. Do you have any more questions? (Because I'm out)

    Okay that's enough of the questions. Now I must think of something else. I could maybe advertise some of my books! Yeah, I'll go with that.