Deanna, do you have something to do with this?

There was this rude girl who demanded a difficult hairstyle...

Let's go talk to her. Maybe we can convince her to increase her rating.

Ok.

AT THE KAREN'S HOUSE

Hello!

Do I know you?

We're from Funkin Dunkins.

Funkin Dunkins? What's that?

It's the hair salon you visited today.

I didn't go to any hair salon.

Wait, what?

Now get out! You're wasting my time.

BACK AT THE SALON

That was strange.

She probably hit her head and got short term memory loss.

So it wasn't her who gave the one star review.

Who could it be then?

I think it's the girl whose head Daniel shaved bald yesterday.

Let's go talk to her.

I'm too lazy to walk all the way to her house. Let's give her a call instead.

Ok.

Hello? This is Delilah from Funkin Dunkins.

How can I help you?

We are very sorry about what happened at our salon yesterday.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about. You must have called the wrong number.

And she hung up.

This is starting to get really weird.

You know what? Let's just forget about all this. Come back to work tomorrow, ok?

Yeah, I will.

NEXT DAY

Hey Peter!

Joanna?! Is that you?!

Uh... yeah, I work here now. You came to me yesterday for a haircut, remember?

No I didn't.

Yes you did. Is this another one of your pranks?

No, I swear this is my first time here.

Then where were you yesterday at 9 AM?

I... I don't know.

You were at this salon, getting your hair trimmed.

Really?

Yeah.

By the way, when is the next episode of Habanero Season 2 coming out? Your fans are waiting.

Well, my sophomore year has started, so I can't release books very often.

Oh. 

Now, do you want a haircut?

Yes.