

Based on the song by Jonathan Coulton.
I dedicate this book to my little sister Sofia, she is a princess.


There was a castle by the waterfall with a pink and purple wall and a princess living there.







She had no parents and was all alone, she got by on her own, and she liked it pretty well.








Beause she never wore her socks, she had a pet snake, she bought a red guitar and she ate a whole cake.


















And there wasn't anybody there to tell her what to do, so she did what she wanted to. Everybody knows the story of The Princess who Saved Herself.

There was a dragon with a pointy tail, he was bigger than a whale and his breath was terrible.






He scared the princess when he came around, tried to burn the castle down, so she caught him by his tail.






Then she tied him to a tree, so the dragon couldn't fly, she told him he was mean and it made the dragon cry.







When he finally apologised she offered him some tea, he accepted in graciously.



Now he visits every weekend with the Princess who saved herself.
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Based on the song by Jonathan Coulton.
I dedicate this book to my little sister Sofia, she is a princess.


There was a castle by the waterfall with a pink and purple wall and a princess living there.







She had no parents and was all alone, she got by on her own, and she liked it pretty well.








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