boy: mom can i eat

mom: i dont know can you

boy: really

mom: yup

Mom: Son i need your help can you do it

Boy: I don't know can i

Mom: Just help me

Boy : i want a phone, a car , a house, and a new mommy

Mom: what do we do know

Dad:lets have some fun( °~°)

Mom: ok i will throw a snow ball you throw it back ok

Dad: aw man ok

Mom: what?

Mom:why is this under your bed

Boy:mom we need water to live!

Mom:we don't drink in this house!

Boy:its water

Mom:i dont care we dont drink in this house now get on the bad so i can wip you

Teacher:so we only have one expo marker left so take care of it

Boy:as much as i dont want to do it i will

Teacher:ok

cat: so date tomorrow

Dog:sure

the next day cat's hair gets cut off

Dog:um your ugly now im canceling

kid: my moves are better

mike: no mine is

They have a dance off and and the little boy wins with his groovy moves.