Once there was a creature named the Ugandan Knuckles. The Ugandan people were very mad at Ugandan Knuckles because his tribe made the Ugandans very poor. Soon, all of people in Desert countries of Africa were very poor. Someone had to stop the Ugandan Knuckles from destroying Africa.

There was one man that didn't have any fears -- his name was General Pete Jing. Tons of non-African people were afraid of Ugandan Knuckles because they weren't animals or creatures of anything. Pete faced this fear bravely. It was time.

Pete went to Hollywood and rounded a bunch of celebrities. Why celebrities and not regular people? No one knows why Pete decided to do that.

First attempt wasn't so good. 14 Ugandan Knuckles in Niger, far away from Uganda. One Ugandan Knuckles yelled, "YOU DO NOT KNOW DE WAE!". "What??? What's 'de wae'", Pete said. The Ugandan Knuckles battle cried. The celebrities were hiding behind a bush.

Pete called thousands of soldiers. He decided to make a speech" Dear soldiers, some of you may not make it through. I myself is deeply grieved in battle against the Knuckles tribe. Boys, come on. Believe in yourself. I too believe. If we fail don't give up. And I know it's frightening on what those creatures look, but try" , Pete said, with water in his eyes.

The battle began....

Two Ugandan Knuckles got a hold on Pete. Pete was trapped! Then, the Ugandan Knuckles battle cried, bringing in 7000 more Ugandan Knuckles. "NOOOO", Pete said.

The Ugandan Knuckles brought Pete to their lair. Pete was sad.

Pete was in a cell. A Ugandan Knuckles-like creature came by. Pete realized that it was Knuckles, a Sonic character. Knuckles said, "Hey, bud. What's wrong? We haven't got anyone in this prison for like, 25 YEARS!". "Those soldiers and people are too scared of Ugandan Knuckles", Pete said. "Looks like you and me are the only ones that are not scared of them". "No. There are other people that are not scared. Like Naruto, or Sonic, or Mario. You are a cartoon character. That's why you aren't scared. You need to find those characters before Ugandan Knuckles destroys Earth!", Knuckles explained.

EXIT

Pete and Knuckles quietly went to the exit, Knuckles helped Pete get on the ledges. Pete was at the exit. "GO! I'll hold them off!", Knuckles shouted. Pete got in the exit.

Out in the desert, Pete was lost. He was stuck in the Sahara Desert. He had no compass, no GPS, no map, and no food or water! Still, Pete was determined to walk on, no matter what.

Pete traveled long time. His first stop was Jerusalem. People gave him water and food for the journey. Pete went to a strange place called Finland. Sonic and friends were vacationing there.