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One day, two aliens named Flip and Flop were
having a conversation. It was going pretty
well, until the topic steered towards the
subject of Earth. It was obvious how much the
aliens hated the planet Earth.




"How do people live on Earth? It is such a
horrible place!" Exclaimed orange Flip.
"I hear you buddy. Our planet flexia is so
much better!" Green Flop answered back.
"I mean, there is so much weird looking
people there!" he added



"I have no idea how people live there! It has
too much....whats it called.....oxin!" said Flip.
"I think it's called oxygen" Corrected Flop.
"Either way, Earth is such a deadly place to
live! I say we check it out, and see how these
humans live, eat, and BREATHE!" Exclaimed
Flip



So after that, Flip and Flop hopped into their
space ships and went on their way to planet
Earth.



Flip and Flop had a little hard time breathing
because they aren't used to oxygen, but they
did their best.
"Here we are" said Flip.
"Earth is right here. Just as bad as i imagined"
Flop replied



"Let's sing a song dedicated to this place."
said Flip.
"Yes let's do it!"
Flip and Flop sang their song about Earth.
"A very bad place!
yes a very bad place, indeed!
It is horrible and meets none of my needs!
How the trees grow,
out of something called seeds
planet earth,
yes earth!
a very bad place indeed!!

They continued their song, not knowing
someone nearby was listening.
"earth, a bad place to be
Fills us with everything but glee
how these humans stay alive
we don't know but we strive
how earthlings be
we don't know, thats why we flea
with oxygen and tree
we don't know
we don't care
if it's not fair
what Earthlings see!"






Flip and Flop were going to sing more, until an
old man came running over!
"Excuse me, may i ask what all the commotion
is about?"
Flip and Flop took one look at the man, then
they looked at Each other. A moment later,
they broke into hysterical laughter!




"Its, and Earthling!" Laughed Flip.
"He speaks!" Joked Flop.
"Pardon?" Asked the old man, offended.
"We were just talking about your planet!"
Explained Flop.
"How ridiculous it is!" Flip said
"Indeed brother" Flop added
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