Once upon a time there was a bird named Alfred who was afraid of heights.

Every day, Alfred and his parents go for a fly around the block.

Everyday, every fly, no matter what, Alfred flew down onto the ground.

One day, Alfred's parents followed Alfred down onto the ground.

"Alfred, what's wrong?" asked his mother.

"Yea?" said his father.

"Nothing", muttered Alfred.

"Come on, I know there's something wrong Alfred." said his mother.

"O.K. I'm afraid of heights." Alfred replied.

"That explains why you missed thirty dinners, thirty breakfasts, and thirty...." said Dad.

Mom interrupted, "O.K. that's enough!!"

It's your fault.

NO, this is your fault!

"B...b...b...but," said Dad.

"NO BUTS!" Mom shouted.

"B...b.." Dad started. "SAID NO BUTS!" Mom yelled.

When they turned around, Alfred was gone.

"This is all your fault!"Mom screeched.

"NO, this is your fault!" Dad shouted angrily.

O.K., LET'S GET BACK TO ALFRED'S SIDE....

Meanwhile, when Alfred was walking, a hungry cat spotted him.

Alfred spotted the hungry cat who was locked behind a fence.

Oh, no, a cat!!!

The cat who was behind the fence broke free!

The cat chased after Alfred and almost caught him!

Alfred ran back to his parents. There was sweat running down Alfred's face and he was panting for breath.

"What's wrong?" asked mom.

"There's a hungry cat after me!!" shouted Alfred.

"A CAT!!", shouted Mom, "CAT ALERT, CAT ALERT!!" , she continued.

"FLY AWAY!"shouted Dad!! "I see the cat coming!!!"

FLY AWAY!