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How Mommy & Daddy first met
When your Mom and Dad first met,
Dad thought Mom was crazed,
She was loud but full of life,
And he soon was quite amazed!
Mom felt quite the same,
Your dad has his quirks too,
Animals and iraqi fetishes,
On top of being a jew!
2
Falling in love
And as they started spending time,
Their admiration grew,
For Robert knew he had met his match,
And Samara knew it too!
These two were not just lovers,
They became friends and partners too,
They shared trips to the kosher deli,
And even trips to the zoo!
3
Falling in love
Snowmobiles and safaris,
Samara planned trips galore,
Never a minute with these two,
Was ever considered a bore,
And as Samara got louder,
And the nagging hit its peak,
Robert decided to marry her,
Lest she finally shut her beak
4
The Proposal
He knew Samara was special,
And she needed to be asked in a special way,
He waited for Montreal's summer,
And for the perfect day,
With all their friends on the mountain,
And gathered to share in her glee,
A plane traversed the sky,
With 'Swigdor will you marry me?'
5
Las Vegas
Samara quite agreed,
And the wedding prep began,
A lavish party in Vegas,
Was first thing on the plan!
A Henna party came next,
Barbaric joys took place,
Mud covered our fingers,
Smiles covered every face!
6
The big Wedding Day
Twenty Thirtheen
the Twelfth of May,
Samara and Robert
tied the knot that day!
All their friends came,
Some from far and wide,
To celebrate the love,
Of the groom and his bride!
7
Falling in love
Robert loved animals dearly,
And Samara loved her man,
She bought him two sweet turtles,
To show she was his biggest fan,
But sadly came the day,
When they were to move in together,
Samara's colors changed,
And the turtles were banished forever
8
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Created & published on StoryJumper™ ©2025 StoryJumper, Inc.
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Preview audio:
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How Mommy & Daddy first met
When your Mom and Dad first met,
Dad thought Mom was crazed,
She was loud but full of life,
And he soon was quite amazed!
Mom felt quite the same,
Your dad has his quirks too,
Animals and iraqi fetishes,
On top of being a jew!
2
Falling in love
And as they started spending time,
Their admiration grew,
For Robert knew he had met his match,
And Samara knew it too!
These two were not just lovers,
They became friends and partners too,
They shared trips to the kosher deli,
And even trips to the zoo!
3
Falling in love
Snowmobiles and safaris,
Samara planned trips galore,
Never a minute with these two,
Was ever considered a bore,
And as Samara got louder,
And the nagging hit its peak,
Robert decided to marry her,
Lest she finally shut her beak
4
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